Shrinkage
Aug 23, 2011
"Once they made us strip down and jump into a cold swimming pool…when we got out the girls from one of the sororities came out of no where with rulers and had to measure us. "
"Once they made us strip down and jump into a cold swimming pool…when we got out the girls from one of the sororities came out of no where with rulers and had to measure us. "
"Our fraternity house desperately needed new furniture so we made out pledges dress up as employees of Ikea. They drove to Ikea in a big truck and went in and brought out sofas, desks, end tables ect... they loaded the truck up and drove away with out a problem"
"When me and my boy decided to pledge together we were always together. But a few weeks in he couldn't handle pledging and dropped. From that day on the frat decided I would have to carry around a big teddy bear with a picture of his face glued on it at all times to make up for him not being there. To class, meetings, parties, on dates, EVERYWHERE. If one of the guys saw me without it I would have to…"
"Pledges weren’t allowed to use doors for a week, if door was open they could walk through it, if closed a brother had to open it for them, but a lot of the times were forced to go through window "
"Have two of your pledges wear matching suites and glasses like the men in black. They also each have to carry matching super-soakers and escort you to a lecture and sit down on either side of you."
"One of our pledges was forced to eat a huge bowl of clam chowder, when he was finished was given a video and told to watch it, the video showed the brothers pleasuring themselves into a bowl of clam chowder. (Don’t worry it was a different bowl, but the pledges didn’t think so.)"
"Got one pledge so drunk and waited for him to pass out. While he was sleeping we put him into a brothers car and then parked another brothers car right in front of it facing each other. Then turned the lights on and started honking repeatly. The pledge almost shit him-self. "
"On cue we had to sing all the words to Boats and Hoes from Step Brothers they made us do it at the most random times.. I still know all the words"
"All of the pledges were locked in a room with all the windows open in the heart of winter and we played hardcore metal music blasting for 2 days straight "
"Every football sunday we make the pledges watch Lifetime movies in the basement while we get wasted and watch the game they hate it"
"Last spring semester we had all the pledges go to the Quad in sun dresses and set up a lemonade stand selling glasses full. Except if you wanted one you didn't pay with money you paid by smacking a pledge on the ass with our fraternity paddle. "
"There was 1 kid in my pledge class who hated mayo more than anything, he couldn't even look at it without being grossed out. One day me and my frat were going to the beach and they filled his sun tan lotion with mayo it was nasty. He was pissed but then when he got home his shampoo and tooth paste were swapped with mayo too."
"One night we made this one pledge wear red lipstick to the bar and told him he wasn't allowed to explain it .. the reactions were hilarious and he had to act like it was normal the whole time"
"We had to eat an entire tray of weed cookies and then an hour later answer questions about the frat.. by that time I was hallucinating. If we got them wrong we had to do laps high. None of us could function the brothers were cracking up the whole time"
"pledges have to get a pet hamster for each pledge that drops during the semester and have to bring the hamsters with them to all our meetings ahah"
"We saran wrapped 8 pledges together and watched them squirm to get free for 10 minutes. "
"Every semester we do a keg race between the brothers and the pledges with the promise that if the pledges win their pledging is over and they will be initiated that week. The only problem for them is there's usually between 6-10 pledges and about 25-35 active brothers lol. They never win, but its fun to watch them try"
"Last semester we told the pledges they couldn't shave until pledging was over.. they all had crazy beards 2 months later it was mad gross"
"We had a pledge once in the middle of a major thunderstorm, stand outside on the corner were one of the streets stop sign was blown away by the wind and be the human stop sign. He had to sit there and scream stop at every car passing by"
"During pledging there was one kid who got it worse than everyone else. One night during hell week the boys grabbed him from his dorm in his boxers, blind folded him, and put a GPS in his pocket. They threw him in their car at 3am and drove all over the place trying to confuse him. Then they drove down to a swampy area 3 hours away from school and left him there. He had to find his way back using the…"
"Every pledge was given a condiment, Ketchup, relish, mustard, mayo, Horse Radish, Ranch dressing, Vinegar, and had to chug their given bottle "
"Pledges were given jock straps with icy hot in them, not fun for the pledges "
"one of the pledges was forced to listen in on another member having sex with the pledges ex gf "
"4 Buckets of ice that represent the bases in baseball. You’re asked questions about the frat and if you get it right you advance bases. If you get it wrong you have to sit in the bucket of ice for designated time, the further the base the longer you have to sit in bucket. Doesn’t stop till you get home"
"Pledging into my fraternity was hell. One thing I'll never forget what was suppose to be our first actual social with another sorority on campus. Our pledge class as a whole showed up to the frat house to only a few brothers standing around. They said the girls are in the basement go downstairs. When we walked into the basement our brothers and the sorority girls were standing there with things of…"
"The pledges had to repeatedly slap each other until they gave up. Last three to give up were allowed to go to sleep. Everyone else had to repeat the process until they end in the last 3. "
"I was pledgemaster last semester in my fraternity and we had this one kid who would leave ashes on living room table or anywhere he smoked and never clean up after himself. We got tired of it pretty quick and to teach him to clean up we had him be our personal ashtray while we smoked one day, and every time we had to ash he opened his mouth and we ashed our cigarettes, kid dropped that night"
"One of the best experiences I had during pledging was after a long night of drinking the actives called over a hooker and each of us in the pledge class got a blowjob from her right in the middle of the living room while the brothers stood around chanting"
"Our sorority made my entire pledge class and me go 2 overeaters anonymous once a week all semester bcuz my sisters would complain they were getting fat"
"Last semester we took all of the pledges and blindfolded them so they couldn't see a thing. Then we had them leap frog one by one over each other, heading right towards a staircase. Watching the first kid jump over his friend and fly right down the staircase without any idea of what was coming, had me in tears. Even though the pledges caught on and realized what was ahead of them after the first one…"
"In our frat we do this thing call "Spider Web" and what it is, is the entire pledge class gets duct taped to the wall with about 100 rolls of duct tape and all the active brothers throw nasty food, and pretty much any objects around, at them until they're free"
"We made pledges stand naked with thumb in ass and other thumb in mouth. then you are asked questions if you get a question wrong you must put the thumb that was in the ass in the mouth and the one that was in the mouth in the ass."
"during pledging the older guys told us we had to beat them in a milkshake drinking contest which sounded easy.. we each paired up against one of them but it turned out that theirs were regular vanilla milkshakes and ours were mayonaise I puked everywhere"
"This fraternity at my school does this thing called "Floorboard Parties" - they tear up their floorboards, make all all the pledges lie under them, and then replace them and have a party on top of them"
"During one lineup our brothers were really pissed at our pledge class (I forget why) but instead of just doing our normal workout routine the brothers took a bunch of beer bottles and broke them up on the basement floor and then forced us to do push-ups and up downs on the broken glass"